If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put “P” in your butt.
I don’t know why, but I thought this was hysterically funny.
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Tracks
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This was under the horror tag. The only thing it made me do was laugh really hard.
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Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
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I saw these pictures here originally.
They needed to be fixed.
oh man.
oh man.
oh man.owls all day erryday
mah fravrit kern!
I just died.
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This is me.
WOT.
Jordan, where do you find these things? I just died. Omg.
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This made me laugh pretty hard.
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